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cophate:

oh im sorry i didnt see you there i was too busy mmmmmmmmblockin out the haters

(via chiodios)

Source: cophate
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shutupaubrey:

princesschloepea:

life tip whatever dumb ass name you get siri to call you is what your iphone automatically signs your emails as. i have been applying to jobs for 2 months as queef.

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(via beyoncescock)

Source: princessblogonoke
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waluiqi:

i just went on facebook and

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(via muc-lovin)

Source: waluiqi
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breadonly:

andrejpejicjimmyvegafanfic:

veryraresecrete:

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(⁘̫(̮ ⁘̫ )̮ ⁘̫) 
༽•́ડ̮•̀༼
༼̫̫(| |)༽̫̫ 
༼̫̫༼ ͟ ͟ ༽༽̫̫ ͟

………………………… broccoli man
again! encore!

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(⁘̫(̮ ⁘̫ )̮ ⁘̫) 
༽•́ડ̮•̀༼
༼̫̫(| |)༽̫̫ 
༼̫̫༼ ͟ ͟ ༽༽̫̫ ͟

………………………… broccoli man

(via humorking)

Source: veryraresecrete
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tupacabra:

shampoo for my real friends

real poo for my sham friends

(via sasstiel-has-arrived)

Source: tupacabra
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isitweirdthatim:

This will literally make your day

(via sasstiel-has-arrived)

Source: isaidnopeeking
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  • Cop: Have you been drinking?
  • Me: I been drankin'
  • Cop: Surfbort
  • Me: Surfbort
Source: one-handsome-devil
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Aubrey Plaza’s acceptance speech at Young Hollywood Awards 2012 (x)

(via angry90slesbian)

Source: catheterbag